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Waterfronts · Lawns · Docks & Beaches — Bloomfield Hills · West Bloomfield · Orchard Lake Village

No Sh t Shaun

When the geese drop their poop all over your lawn, it's time for a call to No Sh*t Shaun!

Sign Up for the Season → How It Works
★ YOUR FIRST CLEANING IS FREE ★

Meet the founders

Meet No Sh t Shaun

Shaun Linden is a junior at BHHS and a State of Michigan DECA State Champion who lives on Lower Long Lake. Nate Roe is also a BHHS junior who lives nearby and also competed in DECA.

Shaun and Nate are busy student athletes during the school year, but they devote their summers to helping solve the feathered frustration of lake life.

🏆 MI State DECA Champion 🎓 BHHS Juniors 🏠 On Lower Long Lake

Why hire your neighbors?

Because Shaun and Nate aren't a faceless service that shows up once and disappears. They're local, they're accountable, and they're around the lake every single day.

Reliable weekly visits, friendly communication, and the kind of pride in their work that comes from knowing their customers are their neighbors.

📞 Call or text 24/7 (248) 510-2752 (248) 873-7222

Just so we're clear

Dog Poop Not Included

Sorry — this service is for bird droppings only. Dog poop is a whole other animal. 🐾

Simple as it gets

How it works

Think of it like a snow-plow contract — you sign up once, and Shaun and Nate handle it all season long. Your first cleaning is free, so you can see the difference before you pay a cent.

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Sign up

Register below with your address and pick your weekday for cleanup.

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Free first cleaning

We do your first cleanup free so you can see our work — no charge, no catch.

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Pay if you love it

Happy? Pay half the summer up front, and the rest in September.

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Relax all summer

Same day every week through Labor Day. Venmo, cash, or check.

♻️ All droppings that are collected are disposed of off-site, never on your property or in your trash cans.

Plain & honest pricing

Pick your plan

Weekly (Mon–Thu)

$39/week

Same day every week, your choice of Monday through Thursday.

Best booked for the day before your grass is cut.

Weekly (Friday)

$49/week

Want a fresh yard heading into the weekend? Friday is the premium slot.

Spend your weekends walking barefoot care-free.

Emergency Clean

$79/visit

Hosting a party? One-time deep clean with at least 18 hours' notice.

No contract needed for emergency clean.
📅 First cleaning free · Your season starts with the second cleaning and runs through September 4 · One contract covers the whole summer

Reserve your spot

Sign up for the season

Fill this out to register and sign your seasonal service agreement. Shaun and Nate will confirm your weekday and get you on the schedule.

No Sh*t Shaun — Seasonal Goose Cleanup Agreement

This agreement is between No Sh*t Shaun ("Provider") and the customer named above ("Customer") for goose waste cleanup services at the Customer's listed address.

Term: The season begins with the second cleaning (the first cleaning is free) and runs through September 4. The Customer agrees to retain service for the entire season.

Service: One weekly cleanup on the Customer's chosen weekday (Monday–Thursday at $39/week, or Friday at $49/week). Emergency one-time cleanups are available for $79 with at least 18 hours' notice.

First Cleaning: The first cleanup of the season is complimentary. If the Customer is satisfied after the first cleaning, the Customer agrees to retain service for the season.

Payment: Payment is split in two — half of the season fee is due up front (after the free first cleaning), and the remaining half is due in September. Payment is accepted via Venmo (@shaunlinden), cash, or check (mailed to 1612 Apple Lane, Bloomfield Twp, MI 48302).

Weather/Access: Provider will make reasonable efforts to complete each visit; the Customer agrees to provide safe yard access.

By typing their name and submitting, the Customer agrees to the terms above for the season.

✅ You're on the list! Shaun and Nate will reach out to confirm your day and schedule your free first cleaning. Payment (half up front, half in September) only starts after that.
💸 Venmo @shaunlinden💵 Cash🧾 Check by mail

Mail checks to: 1612 Apple Lane, Bloomfield Twp, MI 48302 · First cleaning free · Then half up front, half in September.